This site is a monument.
A monument dedicated to a little known and much underrated institution of human happiness: the beer shower.
Here's how it works:
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Grab a beer,
ideally an ice-
cold bottle.
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Drink said beer leisurely
whilst taking a long, hot,
relaxing shower.
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Enjoy the delightful delectability,
marvel at your newfound and sure-to-be
lifelong source of pleasure and joy.
REFLECT
{409} nuggets of wisdom so far
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Lawrence Van11 Mar 2012 07:22PM
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...would like to share a six-word salute to the 'shower:“ Beer showers can heal all wounds. ”
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anonymous07 Mar 2012 03:49AM
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...oddly associates beer showers with a number:“ 001 ”
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tenso05 Mar 2012 09:30PM
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...would like to share a six-word salute to the 'shower:“ there's nothing like a spliffbeer dumpshower! ”
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SphincterExctinctor24 Feb 2012 08:50PM
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...would have you believe there's something in the world better than a beer shower:“ A beer power shower. 1 shot a minute. ”
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zalgo05 Feb 2012 03:31AM
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...has a bit to share about their first time:“ HOLY SHIT HELP ME, HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME WHAT AM I GOING TO DO. CALL THE POLICE AND DRINK IN THE SHOWER. ”
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anonymous05 Feb 2012 12:51AM
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...would like to confidently assert that a beer shower is clearly superior to:“ It's hard to take a normal shower after a beer shower. Why clean yourself when you can enjoy a cold one? ”
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TUB MUG28 Jan 2012 07:59PM
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...would like to confidently assert that a beer shower is clearly superior to:“ nothing. www.tubmug.com ”
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anonymous16 Jan 2012 02:53AM
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...would like to share a six-word salute to the 'shower:“ Cold can of Miller Lite, perfect ”
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anonymous09 Jan 2012 07:19AM
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...would have you believe there's something in the world better than a beer shower:“ butt sex ”
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fuck02 Jan 2012 07:25AM
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...oddly associates beer showers with a number:“ 666 ”
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Bob24 Dec 2011 03:50AM
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...has a bit to share about their first time:“ Religious. And I can never do it again ”
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Kylia23 Dec 2011 03:32PM
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...has a bit to share about their first time:“ You've hit the ball out the park! Inrcedbile! ”
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Kylia23 Dec 2011 03:32PM
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...has a bit to share about their first time:“ You've hit the ball out the park! Inrcedbile! ”
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Kylia23 Dec 2011 03:32PM
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...has a bit to share about their first time:“ You've hit the ball out the park! Inrcedbile! ”
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Keylon23 Dec 2011 07:30AM
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...would like to confidently assert that a beer shower is clearly superior to:“ Stands back from the kebyarod in amazement! Thanks! ”
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anonymous09 Dec 2011 04:38AM
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...oddly associates beer showers with a number:“ 8 ”
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anonymous07 Nov 2011 12:07AM
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...has a bit to share about their first time:“ About to partake in first beer shower. ”
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anonymous11 Oct 2011 05:03AM
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...would have you believe there's something in the world better than a beer shower:“ sexy beer shower ”
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anonymous06 Oct 2011 02:06AM
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...oddly associates beer showers with a number:“ 42 ”
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